Tuesday 28 April 2009

I Stole Your Vase

You were waiting, I was sitting
I was praying, You were quitting
We were running for the prize.

He appeared before me,
Told me you adore me,
But I just carried on the race.

When I came running past your
Drive I tried to stop and look in
But your curtains were still drawn.

So I took my chance and,
Snook in through the back way
You`ll never see your vase again...

Run!

I stole your vase.


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It only takes a midwife or two to get this party going.
I look outside and it is snowing.
And as i step outside I let go of your hand,
Into the white, but its just not fun to play in the cold anymore.

With all the doctors and the nurses too.
Theyre heading out, looking for you.
Theyre coming fast, the sirens sounding loud.
But we`ll have gone, disappeared in cloud.

We`re jetting over the alps, towards the sun,
We`re taken out, by a fighter,
And as I watch the last parachute go down,
I let my eyes burn in anger.


This party needs a makeover
So lets... call the... clown....



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Well they took me to the red square,
And they taught me bowt my friend mao there.
They said he was great
That I should work hard
And carry my pass.

Then, as I begin to get old,
Ive learned that maybe he wasnt that bald,
But how can I tell? When
The pictures just keep changing.

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Emotionless
like there`s no soul
We`re individuals
with nowhere to go

The earliest theory
to ever be said
Must have been a shock
Of development in linguistics.

I wont suppose
I wont assume
Teach what you like
Ive got the right to oppose

You explain theories
Teach what is popular
Scientists change their minds,
The textbook changes.

With each remodel
I become wiser
see the pattern ends
in disaster.

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Cos I know I need to take a bath and Chill

Unimpressed and overtired,
Taking all I know to be fact.
The greatest thing that happened to me,
Was finding out the end had come.

Messed all around, watching far too much,
As I hear my sand, released from my lips
The strangest things in life go down but
I really need a goddamn tavern.

Drinking the drunken miseries,
Its messing with my head.
Its taking me, so long for now,
Theres times I feel dead
of emotion I
cause no commotion I
constrict the tiniest detail

Cos I bring it down on other people
Its just a flood and it stretches the truth,
Cos I cant stand to josh anymore
TBH I think Ill just leave it to burn.

cavabath?

Class Efficiency % =

((% homework finished on time * % classwork finished on time)/ no. of students - 2(no. of students))/100

  • % homework finished on time times % classwork finished on time
  • divided by no. of students - 2(no. of students)
  • which is divided by 100

Well shuttle my cock and call it what you will.

The post came today!

But none was addressed to me, so i am sad. You would be too. And why can they not spell my surname?! There is no Y!
I would like to have a bowl of `Y` soup tonite. Using the bones of letter people who spell incorrectly. Maybe I could make a bone seat to sit on too, while I ate the soup. Perfect.

I believe there is a sports turnament happening in China today. However, despite harrassment, the radio would not tell me which sport. So I am forced to imagine.

Sense-bending I reckon

multicolored pen

I smelled my drawers and found this lovely multicoloured pen. Revealing? I think not.

Mister Blister seems to have a large hiss at the beginning however it improves massively and is rather melodious.

If information were amusing,
We would all be abusing
It, to get a laugh
For free.
Since it rarely seems to be,
Is more often than not,
About death and pain.
It is time to take the strain,
Keep up, and change the world.

That was my lovely poem for today.

If your wind passages are assaulted,
Be assured the Queen was halted.

A pain in my ear. Not inside of it, not outside, more in the middle. This is part cause, of this.

My job. It is not without perks such as a wage. And. That is all.
I have made some friends. They have names. I remember one is called Jonny and also one is called Nicky. There is a drummer and bassist. Work band? I think so. So do they, apparently.

I suppose that this is the end of today, as Scotland and Ireland won. I do not think I will celebrate in any special way. I had two glasses of wine.

Today I did 10 til 4.30.
This equates to `some` money earned.

Thank you.

p.s. A crime investigator
who cant say `eff` only
`fuh` - against

Mr F. Knieval hehe

a warning

its basically a backlog of my writing from before now, putting them all together, if i put about 25mins per one ill get through fairly quickly i think. anyway here we go!

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