Wednesday 25 September 2013

Morales

The children were playing in the field outside Mr Tree's house and broke one of the chairs which were in his garden.
They decided to ignore it rather than tell Mr Tree or even just run away. Mr Tree came out and asked the children who had broken it. They said, 'Why you talking to us like that bruv? It was already broken.' Mr Tree said he would tell their parents they were being rude and maybe broke his chair. Most of them got scared and ran away. Except for one loud mouth called 'fat botch' who protested and shouted 'how dare you talk to us like that, its a free country. I knew the people who brought that chair here before you even moved here.' Mr Tree went inside, to his upset wife.
A nearby neightbour saw this and got his gun.
'It's a free country is it fat botch?'
'Yes!' she shouted.
She died.

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